physics makes us all its bitches

Seriously, I need to stop listening to "Gronlandic Edit" (by Of Montreal) on continuous loop. But that's another story.

Reason number #1 to hate public transit:
The guy who randomly begins making bird noises. Now I'm not talking about a pleasant little whistle here. Think giant egg-bound ostrich gargling Drain-O. There are some seriously unhinged individuals in this town. And they're all on the Red Line.